kegilaan melanda

aku tak buat baju raya lagi.




tension betul. sebab aku lansung tak bleh pakai baju beli siap. ukuran badan cacat dan pelik tidak menyamai kebanyakan gadis-gadis lain. hahaha!









minggu ni boring gila sebab orang yang sepatutnya buli aku takde. tinggal orang-orang yang aku tak suka pulak yang keje buli aku minggu ni.

nak mc kene fikir berpuluh-puluh kali memandangkan kerja aku yang sekarang ni macam haram kesibukan nya.

aku benci gila dengan ade orang tu. siap la ko, time ko nanti, tengok la ape aku buat. dunia ni berpusing, memang aku akan pastikan time ko tu, aku pijak-pijak ko kasi duduk bawah, baru ko sedar langit tu tinggi nak mati.

pegi berambus.

ini adalah entry gila. sebab aku tak tau apa aku nak cerita dan dari mana nak mula. bai.

wicked week.

minggu yang gila.

minggu kene marah dengan encik lemon.

minggu yang hari-hari aku rase marah gila.

aku tak stress, tapi aku marah.

bila aku marah, aku jadi stress, walaupun aku tak nak stress.

bila aku marah dan jadi stress, aku susah nak tido.

bila aku susah nak tido, aku akan memulakan hari dengan bad day.

dah la hari-hari rase hangin, bad day lak tu.

dan aku menjahanamkan kesihatan diri sendiri dengan tidak sempat memakan sayur.

selsema, hangin, marah, stress, bad day, banyak kerja bertimbun-timbun
= aku pada minggu ini.

sekian.


p/s: happy birthday untuk orang yang selalu buat aku ketawa, yang selalu ajak aku kumpul duit buat modal bukak bisnes. yang selalu bising sebab nak jumpa aku kene wat appointment sebulan awal. aku message panjang2 wish kat ko, leh plak reply tq je? cheh, belanje aku nanti wey.

Cuteness

Him: i g0t 1 p0tential.

Me: c0ol. Is he cute?

Him: nah. Long hair.

Me: w0w, bad b0y?

Him: i was the bad one, firing lotsa questi0ns. (Evilly) d0n't y0u wanna ask if he's capable?

Me: was ab0ut to, since y0u said he's n0t cute or bad b0y material. If he is, i w0n't b0ther with his capability.

Him: why n0t? (Puzzled)

Me: when he's cute, he's f0rgiven if he's dumb. Haha.

Him: y0u twisted girl! (Laughs)


P/s: d pic is cute, i ad0re d lil gal in it, wh0 had a ben10-themed party.

Initial-D(ie)

The s0rry state of a once celebrated car.

Aku rase nak gelak guling2 time amik gambar ni.

pada satu petang...

him: weh takde warehouse sale mane-mane ke?

me: hm... area aku takde la kot rasenye.

him: macam nak gi bakar duit la, warehouse sale takde plak.

me: cheh, sibuk gak nak gi bakar duit.

me: eh jap, ade rase nye kot.

him: ha, mane mane?

me: warehouse sale nir0 gran1te.

him: semacam je bunyi. brand ape tu?

me: brand seat jamban. berkenan? wakaka!

him: hampeh!

the fastest thing in the world

act 1:

i woke up with a start, with a terrible pain.

i was twisting myself out of bed, a low scream throbbing in my head.

oh my, why did this pain won't go away.

i slumped on to the floor, with the sudden realization that the other room was occupied.

the pain was excruciating, unbearable. i almost screamed at the pain.

she almost jumped off her skin when i banged on her door. i just couldn't stand it any longer....


act 2:

4 candidates were vying for a position in a famous co. the ceo was asking them what is the fastest thing in the world.

candidate 1: an idea. it just came to you when you don't expect it.

candidate 2: the blink of the eye. it is definitely faster than the idea.

candidate 3: switching on the light is definitely faster than the blink of the eye and the idea.

the ceo was intrigued with all the answers. he looked at candidate 4,

candidate 4: my answer will definitely beat the other answers since it is definitely faster as before the idea, before you can switch on the light and even before you can blink an eye.


candidate 4 got the job.




the answer to both act 1 and act 2 is:




the cirit-birit.

fuse-off

yes, i know it's friday. the day when you're supposed to do good things, control your behaviour and all of that good stuffs.

NOT!

i am very furious, and it has been a while since i get this furious.

why is it always have to be about you?
why is it that everything about you is damn important?
why is it that i have to consider you?
why do i put you first above all things?

when you don't care.
when you don't give a damn.
when you are just a selfish as$hole biatch.
when all you care about is your sorry darn butt.

you know what? f u c k you for making me miserable.

to top it off, i still do love you.

i'm rubbing salt to my own wounds, that you would probably don't notice i was this mad.

t i u l e i.

mari belajar matematik

class, we have this equation:

girls = evil

now we'll try to prove this equation.


we do know that girls need time and money,

girls = time x money


we also know that time is money,

time = money


so, replacing time with money, the equation becomes,

girls = money x money
girls = money² -------- (a)

we also do know that money is the root of all evil,

money = √evil


replacing the above equation into (a),

girls = (√evil)²

girls = evil (PROVEN)



muahahaha!!!!

Obsessed?

* nail buffer.
Pantang nampak kuku x kilat, trus capai. Jimat, x yah g manicure.

* kerispykreme
Semalam sed0zen seploh hengget je. Aku mkn 6, 2 utk supper, 2 breakfast, 2 lunch. Yg lain aku kasi kekawan. Ok, aku dh sendawa d0nat. Ulp!

* blue shirt
Hmm... :-)

Takla happy. Takla unhappy.

Being neutral is bad in certain circumstances especially magnetism. Dang!

Apa di dalam beg?

It's friggin cold 745 in the m0rn. And i'm up. On a sunday. Who am i kidding?

If it was p0ssible to feel all of the feelings in the w0rld, rolled into a single peri0d, i did, this past week. A c0mplicated blur and mess.

Weird, but n0t unwelc0med. Like an anticipated b0ost and wake-up call.

If only i have preci0us time to appreciate it. To think it over. To p0nder ab0ut.

Of which i d0n't.
Sadly.

Haha!

Aku x tau nk ckp pe bile aku nampak ni.

Tp yg pasti aku ketawa la kn.

Korang nampak ape?

Bakar duit!

Nuff said.