the fastest thing in the world

act 1:

i woke up with a start, with a terrible pain.

i was twisting myself out of bed, a low scream throbbing in my head.

oh my, why did this pain won't go away.

i slumped on to the floor, with the sudden realization that the other room was occupied.

the pain was excruciating, unbearable. i almost screamed at the pain.

she almost jumped off her skin when i banged on her door. i just couldn't stand it any longer....


act 2:

4 candidates were vying for a position in a famous co. the ceo was asking them what is the fastest thing in the world.

candidate 1: an idea. it just came to you when you don't expect it.

candidate 2: the blink of the eye. it is definitely faster than the idea.

candidate 3: switching on the light is definitely faster than the blink of the eye and the idea.

the ceo was intrigued with all the answers. he looked at candidate 4,

candidate 4: my answer will definitely beat the other answers since it is definitely faster as before the idea, before you can switch on the light and even before you can blink an eye.


candidate 4 got the job.




the answer to both act 1 and act 2 is:




the cirit-birit.