an attempted joke

me : i am sorry, sir. you still have to wait for your apple pies. can you please wait over there?(while pointing at a drive-thru waiting spot)

pak arab : you will send them to me?

me : yes, i will.

pak arab : by bluetooth or sms?

me : (stunned for a few seconds at the attempted joke) errr... infrared
maybe?

his friends apologized later as he was heavily stoned; quoting something about him using weed. i will still laugh when i thought about that stoned pak arab.