on being a woman part 1

over the years, my guy-friends came to me with girl-related problems and they always end the heart-pouring session with the expression that girls suck. and i do agree with them. some guys even apologized considering that they were telling all of whatnots to a girl (read: me) and yet claiming girls suck.

and what was i doing? instead of defending my own species, i allied with the enemy to backstab them. sounds like a traitor. and now, proudly being a woman, presenting the so-called back-stabbing reasons.

i've been through so much on dealing with *sic* girls. while me and my guy-friends do agree that girls suck, we meant that SOME of them, not ALL. and this wasn't statistical ok, where you pick a handful from a big bunch and as those handful suck, you conclude that ALL in the bunch were rotten apples. that wasn't how the story goes coz life isn't about the darn statistics.

remember when you were driving fairly fast on what seems to be a deserted road when all of a sudden, a car swerved into the front from a junction causing you to curse wtf? step on those brakes and slow down as that car was so slow and you were inches of colliding into its rear? and as your car sped up and overtook the fucking car, you noticed the driver is a woman who looked innocently ahead like there was nothing happened and you said, patutlah lembab nak mampus and cooled down. they can slowly drive out from a junction without looking out for other cars, made you mutter those obscenities and get away with it.

there were also girls whom got jealous of me just because i had more guy friends than them. err.. hello? i am still single remember? that's why i didn't have to worry about what my boyfriend's feeling if i befriend too many guys at a time. i wasn't even jealous of you having a boyfriend. so, don't be, coz you were luckier to have a boyfriend who cared about you in these days of good guys scarcity. as for me, let me see the world in her baddest, befriending anyone who actually cared to see through the skin.