si v a m p i r e

on a discussion about rob patt1nson's new movie, rem3mber me:

me: cite serius gak nih
me: camne agaknye die berlakon
her: aaa...drama filem.
me: tu la
me: cam sedih je
her: tapi handsome dia tetap ada oooo....aura vampire masih ada...
me: die memang hensem
me: rambut serabai janggut tak cukur pun ensem
me: hahaha
her: ya betul, pakai baju melayu camnalah gamaknyer ruper dia yea? hehehe...
her: rofl!
her: harus ramai yg pengsan koma...
her: termasuk diriku

rofl!

to those clueless, rob patt1nson is edward in tw1light saga.

of wedding

day 1:


the bride was stunning in her gold attire.

the imam asked,

" mahukah kamu dikahwinkan dengan the groom? "

the bride nodded a yes.

the bride signed the form.

the father of the bride now read the handover of the solemnization to the imam.

i saw tears glistened in her eyes.


the groom succeeded with only one lafaz.

i saw him crying so badly, after that, in front of us all.

i asked the bride,

" don't you feel sad? "

the bride answered,

" no. "


i was sloppy and my tudung was sememeh, in front of the hunkiest cikgu. single hopefully. very the embarassing.

i listened to the taklik, sat like the infamous perempuan melayu terakhir and nearly crammed my ankle.

i collected my own tears.

the bride is now a wife.



day 2:


i arrived late. (2 hours before the sanding is considered late if you're maid-of-honour)

the groom arrived on time.

the kompang arrived late.

the cikgu hunk was the groom's best man, omg!

again, i was a klutz. i tried to close the fancy umbrella on someone's face which was the groom's granny, and almost jabbed a kid.

i was sooooo nervous like i was the one getting married.

luckily, nothing shameful happens after that.

i couldn't eat much, though i was damn hungry.

the bride was again stunning in the beautiful dais which befits a queen.

but she was grumbling,

" why did the groom choose the cikgu to be his best man? now everyone is looking at the cikgu instead of the groom. "


the lesson here is?

jangan bersanding. hahaha.



day 3:

i almost arrived late, was busy playing p4u yuk m1n sushi shop the other nite till late.

the highlight of the day was me eating like there's no tomorrow beside the bride. hahaha!

the bride did cry finally. when all of her family was leaving, and they were crying as well since now she's some one's wife.

the bride make-up was so old-fashioned i was in stitches. save the nice dresses and gowns. one swab of the cotton and her make-up all gone, not a single trace of foundation. haha!

i hugged the bride one last time and the bride cried.

maybe now she belongs to someone else, but she's still my best friend. forever.

buku baru

i am officially


warga perak
(as in jubli perak)


today.


what happens when people was 25?

- mom got me
- my aunt was engaged
- my best friend got married
- my grandma was with 4 kids


me?
i'm fresh out of school, single and loving it. thanks for the wishes.

Sedap

Words mean n0thing. Pictures explain.

Beef rendang yg lg byk porti0n die drpd nasik, rec0mmended by the bald guy standing over there. Lol.

Uber-zeelici0us!

keta

me: why did you buy that freaking expensive 135k continental car?

her: because it has sun-roof.

me: ......

me: the sun-roof almost feel like a convertible, is it not?

her: yea. the closest thing.

me: but now you have to send the key back to france to reprogram the chip? because the stupid manufacturers forgot to activate the user-friendly function on the faulty smart key which already locked the whole system on the car and deemed the car useless, all for that 135k.

her: yea, and the office in france is closed for xmas. they will only open back after new year.

me: what the ????? oh my. that's bad.

her: oh yea. i'm the unlucky car owner.


luckily she's a jovial soul who barely noticed my sarcasm. haha!

this is the woman who told me the kind of guy she's talking to on the phone based on her way of talking.

way 1: twirling hair, flirting posture, laughing and speaking softly. smiling always.

- a relatively new guy. flirtatious mode.


way 2: laughing and speaking loudly. bits of hair twirling here and there. smiles.

- known for quite some time already. bits of flirt here and there.


way 3: hmm... ah.... no.... yes... that's not correct...brief nods here and there. none of way 1 and way 2 traces.

- known for too long. possibly ex-potential bf.



hahaha!

Tying the kn0t

My bestfriends are getting married. Fewer peeps to berf0ya2 with, to g0ssip with, to enj0y g0od f0od with.

Maybe it's time to make new frens. Though i used to say i'm c0mfy with the pack of frens i have n0w, since it's to0 tr0ubles0me to start again fr0m A, i guess i'm giving up the solitude.

I'd like to meet pe0ple, th0ugh i can't pr0mise i'm ready, th0ugh i'd try.

Coz only pe0ple who is decent en0ugh to n0tjudge me by h0w em0ti0nless i lo0ked deserved my friendship.

Let's start anew.
Hi, i'm eine. What's your name?

new beginning

time to change for the better.

time to achieve more target.



be a better muslim.


welcome year 1432 hijriyah.


goodbye 1431.

i was tagged by this person who wrote me with this captions:
eine yg slalu bakar duit n skrg plan g foya2 xnk ajak aku

so now, here you go. =P

1. Apakah benda yang paling penting dalam hidup kamu?
- duit. takde duit tak best.

2. Apakah benda akhir yang kamu beli dengan duit sendiri?
- 7 pasang kasut dan 3 beg pada hari yang sama. muahahaha!!

3. Di manakah tempat impian perkahwinan kamu?
- where people who matters can attend it, even in the centre of the earth, hehehe.

4. Berapa lama hubungan kamu berkekalan?
- 3 months curse. :P

5. Adakah anda sedang di lamun cinta?
- out of it, for the time being.

6. Di mana restoran akhir kamu makan malam?
- belanga yang jual sume benda sedap..

7. Namakan buku terakhir yang kamu beli?
- random books from big b4d wolf's sale

8. Nama penuh anda?
- eine

9. Kamu lebih senang dengan ayah atau emak?
- mak yang best.

10. Namakan seorang yang kamu ingin jumpa dalam hidup kamu?
- menantu sulung mak (tiru ayat orang yang tag aku. haha.)

11. Sebutkan nama 8 sahabat yang rapat dengan kamu?
- duit (skang nih dah macam tak rapat sangat, aisey)
- kasut
- food
- buku
- katil
- lens + spec
- tepon
- handbag

wuahaha.


12. Adakah kamu mencuci pakaian sendiri?
- lum mampu bayar makcik dobi tolong cucikan

13. Tempat yang paling seronok yang kamu ingin pergi?
- mane-mane la, selain malaysia

14. Butirkan 5 perkara tentang orang yang tag kamu.
- dia seorang yang tidak rabun
- dia kedekut. ajak gi berfoya-foya manjang takde duit.
- pastu salahkan aku wat plan gi berfoya-foya tak ajak dia.
- seorang yang menampakkan muka serius dan menjawab telefon dengan nada kerek tetapi hakikatnya seorang yang konfius.
- tu je.


15. 8 perkara yang saya gilai?
- kasut
- tiket flight murah
- honda civic city ex5 cup buruk lampu bulat. haha.
- kerja. memang nampak macam penipuan, tapi itulah hakikat, memandangkan hari ni public holiday kat sini, tapi aku kerja. hahaha!
- cute little pretty things
- fast cars
- cute drummers (hehehe)
- good food


16. Pelukan atau ciuman?
- asalkan halal, apa-apa pun boleh. =p

17. 8 buah buku yang paling baru dibaca?
- tengah baca anne of the island
- tengah baca capric0rnia
- baru habis eclips3
- vampir3 academy tiga-tiga skali
- artem1s f0wl: time parad0x
- the reap3rs

18. 8 lagu yang kamu boleh dengar berulang kali?
- you belong with me - taylor sw1ft
- change your mind - boyce ave
- sisa - n1trus
- i wanna - a.a.r.
- yo te voy a amar - n s y n c
- diary of jane - breaking benjy
- ichirin no hana - high mighty colours
- get another boyfriend - bsb


19. mari main TAG orang lain.
- sape2 jel la, yang tengah bosan takde keje nak buat macam aku. hahaha!

Be thankful

... That y0u're b0rn as a muslim, raised as a muslim, and insya-Allah die as one to0.

But, are we living like a dev0ut muslim should be?